When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.
Wow, Donald Trump really gave ole Stormy Daniels a Toad in the Hole.
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A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting
That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
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To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.
look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad
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Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.
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A poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. Knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school's head of technology department to help him/her open Explorer. If you have trouble doing something in his/her class, tough shit. He/She can't help you.
A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.
I wrote another toad ode today.
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To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.
I can't believe I toaded the emperor!
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(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
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