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A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”
A Trucker's Train is either a train loaded down with trailers that are typically hauled by Semi trucks (sometimes known as intermodal transport)
or, three or more male truck drivers having sex in a straight line (dick to butt, dick to butt) with the trucker in the Caboose position of the train being the most dominant and the trucker in the locomotive spot being the least dominant (usually an effeminate twink since the only pleasure he derives is from the anal drilling being administered)
Billy: Hey Chad, if it's not an emergency, I'd wait a while to go into the showers.
Chad: The lady at the counter just called my number, what's up?
Billy: Mark, Frank, Dom, and John all decided to run a Trucker's Train in there out of the blue.
Chad: Damn those guys! I hope none of them fart afterwards, I don't want to slip and bust my head open.
October 30th, National trucker troy day
“Yo dude do you know what day it is the day before Halloween?” -Nah what? “National trucker troy day!”
The wife (typically stay at home) of a non-local truck driver.
If said couple has children see also: Single mom
I was not prepared to be a Truckers Widow when we got married but then he got his CDL and went over the road.
To bring your cup of coffee or other beverage with you while releasing fecal matter
Jacob is trucker dumping, he just walked into the bathroom with his coffee!
a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.
"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south
Cheap gas station food made for truckers to eat on the go.
Person A: what do you eat at work?
Person B: trucker tucker