-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.
Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!
A Word To Make Fun Of Or Mock Trump Supporters
Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
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Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'NerdΒ³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
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When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"
Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!
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Only the most incredible section for bands in the universe!!!
Omg... The trumpet section is so amazing like wtf
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