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The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
Woman who likes to have a smoking David pee in her butt
That chick is such a booty urinal, that midget just peed in her butt.
A turd, that someone has deposited in the toilets that are only for peeing in...
the "cookie" is referring to the turd.
Guy1: i was in the bathroom at wal-mart, and somone had left a fresh, steaming batch of urinal cookies!
Guy2: EWWW! Thats Nasty!
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I had to give a Urine Sample in order to get the job as Santa Clause at the mall.
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The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.
Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.
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One who has a pee fetish. One who derives erotic pleasure from urinating on other people. One who likes to administer golden showers.
R. Kelly, notorious for having sex with, peeing all over underage girls.
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3rd biggest team in machester, after city and their 2nd team
manchester urinate ain't winning the league
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