One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.
Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.
A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.
This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.
The absolute absence of greatness and its collective attributes such as selflessness, humility, empathy, charity, courage, compassion, decency, morality, ethics, wisdom and humanity.
The Trump Presidency is the nadir of a Vacuum of Greatness.
When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.
*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
When two things that are barely different are being compared
Operating from the left block, and operating from the right block are the same in a vacuum
The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."