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A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness
A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.
Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."
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Thierry Henry. a term coined by legendary comentator george hamilton to describe the cheating french bastard who robbed Ireland of a place in the world cup by handling the ball leading to a goal during the qualifier at the stade de france, saint denis, paris
The Thief of Saint Denis rendered the entire world cup competition farcical.
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A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor
Aka: a silo of dousch
He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.
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Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.
"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."
Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.
I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.
One who is Irish and tends to wear multiple irish rings at one time. He/she is coined a thief because the rings are placed on random fingers such as thumbs, pinkies, forefingers, and are being worn at the same time (as if this person has just stolen all of these rings).
"Paddy..... you got a lot of rings on today! What's up with that? Do those all even belong to you? You are a regular ole Irish thief!"
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