An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.
Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?
Kyle is a boy who cares about his hair, his popular, his clothes and god
Kyle is an asshat, but we still love him
Kyle is also hot and doesn't put up with anyone's shit, sometimes kyle can be seen as a bully
*see cute boy with dirty blond hair*
britney: ooo hes cute
hailey: that must be kyle
He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall
That’s Kyle's sixth monster today
Watch out
A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
Kyle is the clown of the group. He is always making everyone laugh. But when it comes to his lady, on weekends he always goes to her house. And if you are an enemy of Kyle he will fuck you up. So if you are his friend don't fuck up!!
"Hey is Kyle dating that super hot new girl ?"
"I think so"
Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.
"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"
Kyle is usually a teenage boy who skates and is a horny fuckboy. Kyles like to drink way more Monsters than he should. Kyle usually has a friend group of assholes to anyone unlucky enough to interact with them.
"Oh that guy? Yeah he sucks. Such a Kyle."