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A Devil’s Unicorn is a very good looking man that has threesomes with couples. (They’re willing to play with both and nothing is off limits)
Tara and David were at the bar looking for a Bull when they spotted Anthony and realized he’s much better and willing to do more. A rare find. The Devil’s Unicorn.
When the bung hole just burns with fire. The O Ring is tender to the touch. Typically from liquid fire shits or a brutally rough round of anal sex.
Harvey had to run to the drug store for a little salve to sooth the devil’s ring.
That prostite has to have a devil’s ring today after pounded her ass last night.
Masturbating while high or drunk. Spanking the monkey while on cloud 9.
Guy 1: dude did you see Greg?
Guy 2: ya dude, he's playing the devil's flute and smoking that og
When you squirt whipped cream in a hookers arsehole and she then farts it back in your face. Best practiced in kinky, no inhibitions whorehouses.
Man I just did a Devil's Cupcake with Eat and Cake at the Devils Den, shit got nasty
repeated actions that sidetracked your progress, or become a bad habit.
A: Yeah, i want to be a good writer, but whenever i have the will to write, i use other novels as a guide, comparing my works to them, then feeling super insecure about it and procrastinate it for weeks!
B: You need to get out of that devil's circle!
Sucking a dick right after period sex.
Jack fucked his girl viciously while she's on her period, makes her cum, and asks her if she wants to go to the Devil's Diner.
The comical creature who looks in people's windows at night, and causes havic with piercing screams. Only the coolest paranormal being ever. He has wings, four legs, glowing red eyes and is said to look like a cross between a kanagroo, dog, bat and dragon. There have been many sightings, but the most recorded in a short time was during the week of January 16-23, 1909. Tracks leading to no where, bloody chickens and hellish screams are said to come from him. Many are scared of him but some accounts are quite humorous; one says that he "did a little jig on the fence and flew off;" another says he sits by the water and waits for sinking ships to laugh at. It's said that he was the 13th child of Mrs. Leeds, who lived in the Pine Barrens forest. It was stormy outside that night and when she went into labor she screamed "let this be a devil!" and the child transformed into a being with wings and a tail and flew out of the chimney. When something goes wrong, like a calf is missing or if there's a bad drought, some blame the little devil. He still haunts the woods to this very day...
The Jersey Devil hopped on the fence, did a little jig and took flight.
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