Owl Mode

When you're brainstorming wise ideas late at night.

-Wise like an owl.
-Being up late (night owl).

(Created by Leanna.)

8:43 p.m

Lili: So for a Key Club project, maybe we should do something like an adopt-a-freshman program.
Jordy: OMG! That's a great idea!
Lili: I know! I'm so totally in owl mode.

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GAY OWL

Relates to origins of Barnabus Owl and later of Steve Owl. Gay Owl creates the meaning of ugliness and often poverty.

Gay Owl: Hey hey

Guy1: Hey Steve!

Guy2: Hey GAY OWL!

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owl bat

and very strange bat like owl like creature that eats hu,man bones after sucking the flesh off the body with it's anus, invented by three piss ass drunk guys sitting on a bench near colten's house

holy shit the owl bat is coming! w00t@nat!0n$

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Winking Owl

Also known as just “the Owl,” a brand of cheap ass wine that is sold at Aldi stores in states where it is legal to do so. Can be found at under four bucks a bottle, and at up to 13.5% alcohol. Produced in California, likely by illegal Mexican workers.

Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a time due to the variety of flavors. The types that don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.

One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!

At the house party, the broke law student drank Winking Owl straight from the bottle because Vladdy and Four Loko are so undergrad.

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beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

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white owl

white owl refers to ones penis.

Man urinating outside...." hey Joe you want a hit off this white owl while I got it out?" "Hey Fuck You"

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moose-owl

A moose that is approximately 50cm high, has wings and behaves like an owl. They live in forrests on the northern hemisphere and is known for the sound they make when they catch their prey: "khaaaa". The moose-owl sometimes catches prey as large as cows and always proceeds to fly towards the sunset carrying the prey. They are very stealthy and always attacks the prey from behind.

Farmer: The Moose-owls have taken nearly 15 of my finest cows, this has to stop!

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