Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

Yoda CBT

If God Created CBT then who created CBME?

Can your you ever be redeemed by Yoda CBT or will you fail?

Yoda flip

Jedi flip (mushrooms, acid, mdma) + yoda's favourite drug, ketamine

I thought I was gonna die and turn into a force ghost when I did that Yoda flip

Baby Yoda New

A period of extremely short duration.

A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda

You are baby yoda new.

Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

Yoda Soda

Another name for the green colored, citrus flavored, carbonated drink also known as Mountain Dew or (Bartle skeet).

May I have another Yoda soda?

Yoda Hand

“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando

“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”