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A fart that smells like flowers and spices, unlike the rotten eggs and popcorn of the dreaded green gas variety
She farted so loudly the sofa shook and I braced myself, but in the end it was a blue toot.
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To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house
Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it
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The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.
Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."
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a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.
There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.
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When something matches or exceeds expectations in a Canadian way.
Riley harvested his latest batch of maple syrup, it was the boots toots.
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To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.
While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.
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