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The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.
I can no longer have children because I was skateboarding yesterday and did a Street Torpedo.
Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.
Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.
My niggas: yeah boi
A fart that propels a turd from the rectum.
Gurrl, I heard someone with some raunchy ass torpedo farts in the shitter earlier.
Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.
Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.
I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.