Totes Them Crumblies

Absolutely, without a doubt, yes.

Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.

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Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

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totes debbie for a NiCMO

Totally desperate for a noncommittal make out

I've been at this club for 4 hours now and nothing. I'm totes debbie for a NiCMO!

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Totes my oats

used in place of totally

Bill: Wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Jason: Totes my oats!

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slang your tote

put your butt, drag your butt, hanging out with...

oh my god, i'm really slangin' my tote, (i'm so tired i can hardly drag my butt outta here) careful who you slang your tote with (watch who you hang with) here's a chair, slang your tote (sit your butt here)...

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Totes yeet yo

"Totes yeet yo" is what you say/write when talking about something good or when something good happens.

Example 1:
Dude 1: The Emancipation Proclamation is like, totes yeet yo.
Dude 2: Same.

Example 2:
Dude 1: Yo! They're giving out free tacos at Cluckin' Bell!
Dude 2: That's totes yeet yo!

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Totes Yeet Yo

100% the most hip thing to say. Ezrah this will make you the hippest and most dank gem in the universe.

Matthew: These screens suck.
Ezrah: Yeah, Era 1 screens are NOT totes yeet yo.

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