More or less the opposite to the "Midas Touch", everything the person touches turns to shit.
Not only does it look like he has the "muby touch" but it also appears he's used it on himself repeatedly.
A term invented by Yeat.
1. To make one million dollars.
2. To touch a minor inappropriately.
Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.
Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.
Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?
To take something wholesome and make it seggsy
"It's time to give Finn the Mochi Touch" -Mochi 2021
A disease you can only acquire by coming into contact with some horse looking bitch with lice or someone who already has it.
You got the Charil Touch, nigga? Stay the fuck away from me.
When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
when you firmly grasp one's pecker
Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*
Pierre: No homo
Richie: Oh word