The inability to withhold or refrain from making political comments.
The presence of Republicans, right wing conservatives, and idiots causes me so much stress, my political tourette's syndrome is uncontrollable. People who know me understand I just can't help myself. Recent events have me avoiding most social and political situations.
(come on, not really.)
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The uncontrollable urge to curse loudly upon seeing or hearing Donald Trump
I was watching the news this morning when they mentioned the "president", causing me to engage in immediate Trump Tourette Syndrome. (TTS, for short)
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Sudden, repetitive feline movements or sounds that some people make, seemingly without being aware of it that don't interfere with their lives, but others may look at them as if they are weird.
_____ has Kitty Tourette Syndrome because he/she will be sitting there and all of a sudden start (meowing, purring, cuddling, or swatting at things) like a kitten
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A form of Tourette's syndrome where the individual with the disorder expresses his or her tic through digital means. This generally results with a multimedia transmission, but occasionally is expressed using 'phonic' typed messages.
Johnny just had another tic. His text message stated "Weehaahhhhh *Flaps Arms*" He has a serious case of digital tourette's syndrome.
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Having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their I-Pods or doing everything but paying attention to the road. But usually yelling at your lap so nobody else knows you are calling other drivers nasty names.
Why are you screaming m***er f***er into your lap?
Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.
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Youtube Tourettes Syndrome is a relatively new disorder that has sprung up across social network websites recently...Those afflicted with this syndrome will incessantly post random youtube videos of crappy old songs one after another causing newsfeed constipation...At this time there is no known cure, you can only hide these users from your newsfeeds and hope that one day the symptoms will subside.
Chris "Fuck I had to scroll through five pages of (named changed to protect privacy) posting Pearl Jam & Beck Youtube videos"
Sabrina "Sounds like he must have Youtube Tourettes Syndrome"
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The act of cussing out your electronic device while playing Angry Birds
Mother f******!!
God d*****!!
B*******!!
..."Mom, i think you may have angry bird tourettes"
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