Random
Source Code
Random
Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
Girl: "OMGEEE, I love Twilight so muchh!!!111"
Other girl: "God help me".
4👍 2👎
Twilight is the part of the day between the going down and rising of the sun. So generally, it's night time.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.
"Meet me by the lake at Twilight."
"We'll do the spell at Twilight."
"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."
"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"
4👍 2👎
A very bad set of books and films. It is about a girl called Isabella Swan (a clumsy, stupid girl) who falls in love with both Edward Cullen (a flimsy, fairy like 'vampire' who sparkles and is meant to be like 107 years old- so in fact Isabella could be classed as a necrophilic if you think about it) and Jacob Black (a so-called 'werewolf' who, quite frankly, cannot be compared to Remus Lupin from Harry Potter- who is an actual werewolf.) The books are extremely unimaginative and the films are very boring with poor acting. There is no plot, and quite frankly, who would actually like their boyfriend to watch them sleep at night? It's not romantic, it's creepy.
A very sad Girl: OMG! Have you read Twilight?! Have you seen the films?! They're wicked and Edward Cullen is SO FIT!
A girl with better literary taste and, quite frankly, a life: Yes I have read the books and seen the films. In my opinion, they are rubbish, and Edward Cullen is more of a sparkling paedophile than 'fit'.
4👍 2👎
The act of one man having rough anal sex with another. Based off of the perceived homosexually surrounding the characters in the movie twilight. In a non literal sense it can be used to mean screwed or fucked.
John: Dammit dude, stop spawn killing me.
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
13👍 12👎
a book in a series by Stephanie Mayer
made into a movie
a retarded series that makes teenage girls think they will have an "edward" or "jacob" in their life
thinking they will be together with a fictional character
Boy: So babe what movie do you wanna c?
Girl: how bout twilight?
Boy: ugh wev seen tht 5 times in the past month!
Girl:Fine ill go find a new edward who will always wanna c wat i want!
Boy:..........
6👍 4👎
A book written by Stephenie Meyer, about a vampire who falls in love with a human.
And well yeah thats it, oh plus the fact it is slightly sexist as Bella goes into depression when Edward leaves her, and when Edward comes back she falls to his feet. It shows quite a weak image of women, especially when they are in love.
Of course this is Stephenie Meyer's book so she can write whatever the hell she wants, and it seems to be doing pretty well.
Second book in the Twilight series... Bella trys to kill herself when Edward leaves her.
6👍 4👎
The time of day between day time and night time. It is also a book about vampires.
hi twilight!
6👍 4👎