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A college student, that, with his newly found independence, and his newly found distaste for meat on campus, becomes a vegetarian.
My parents forced me to eat meat, but now i'm a college vegetarian.
thats a shame. we were gonna let you come with us to dinner.
you suck.
ha.
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A food or event designed to break a vegetarian's willpower so that they're compelled to eat meat. Examples of vegetarian torture include BBQ, Bacon, Thanksgiving, Pulled Pork.
I had to sit through a catered office meeting and endure the vegetarian torture of smelling bacon for two hours! Of course I broke down, bacon is my vegetarian kryptonite.
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A vegetarian who also happens to be a pessimist.
A vegetarian who sees the glass half full.
James wanted to eat beef but he's been depressed lately and converted to a Pesco Vegetarian
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Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.
Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.
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Vegetarian Day is much like the renowned Last Days where vegetarians finally overcome the oppression inflicted by carnivores. On Vegetarian Day, vegetarians gather in citys' central business districts cbd and conduct a ritual mass murder of carnivores.
Many vegetarians spend Vegetarian day killing carnivores in a similar way carnivores cruelly murder cows, sheep, pigs etc.
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a person who is too poor or lazy to cook anything other than rice or pasta
PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.
Someone who does not eat anything with a face on it.
I have made my transition into an ultra-recyclo vegetarian, I no longer eat anything with a face on it.
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