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To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.
Alright mate, you look really tired.
Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.
adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.
Matt: Mother Nature...
Stephen: The ultimate MILF.
Matt: Yeah, now I gotta go have a central wank.
When you wank to the pace of a march, such as Preussens Gloria, with precise and measured strokes. You may only fire once your officer orders you to.
I just had a prussian wank to Königgrätzer Marsch with the rest of the Aspergers' Group!
Getting really high and then jacking off.
“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”
When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away
Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them
The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.