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Pussy Pizza

A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...

Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.

Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.

outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.

by Tyamm January 13, 2017

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Crocodile Wank

The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.

Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.

by Tyamm January 6, 2017