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Weekend Wreck

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.

Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!

by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014


busy weekend

two kids who spend their day looking for the world's most messed up words on urbandictionary.com, while talking about curling.

Matt and Vince were enjoying their BUSY WEEKEND while discussing the curling match.

by Vince Sondey February 22, 2009


Weekend Recharge

The same as docking but on the weekend

I heard mike gives an amazing weekend recharge

I cant wait to meet up with chad this weekend and get my weekend recharge

by weeb.lawenforcement August 21, 2018


urban weekend

the weekend when all of the ratchets from across the united gather in South Beach, Miami, to celebrate memorial day weekend

there were 36 arrest that took place during urban weekend 2013

by black word wizard May 24, 2014

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Walleye Weekend

Walleye weekend is one of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin's Biggest Attractions. Well, basically Fond du Lac's only major attraction. It takes place at the ever-so-famous Lakeside Park on the northern most side of Fond du Lac during the first weekend in June. This event brings out all the die-hard fishermen and heaviest drinkers. This is mainly because the whole event is based around fishing and well, drinking.

There is a huge fishing tournament in which fishermen are sent out onto Lake Winnebago to find the largest walleye they can(or multiples). Then at the end of the day come in and 'weigh in' to see who had the most weight in fish. This is the biggest event at Walleye Weekend and where the most people converge to get even more wasted and see who won the event. Usually there are large cash or other prizes involved all sponsered by Fond du Lac's biggest employer Mercury Marine.

For those people who do not realize this is the main existance of Walleye Weekend or are just there to get WASTED, are found running around the area of Lakeside Park either completely trashed out of their minds visiting the entertainment tents, trying to avoid the Fond du Lac police on their 'gators', or just there to hang out with their ever-so-annoying group of friends who take up the entire walking area which is already difficult to walk in considering the massive amounts of garbage that is left in the main walking strip.

There are really only four types of people who frequent this event. You have the fishermen, which are no where to be found since they're out on the lake, well fishing. Then there are the older rowdy drunkards who are over polluting the beer tents making it damn near impossible to even TRY to get the smallest portion of the best cheese curds in the world. Then there is the Young girls/boys crowds that walk around in their skanky flesh revealing clothes hoping to somehow catch someones attention-which usually comes from older drunken slurs which mean nothing anyways or the Fond du Lac Police telling them to move away from the walking area. Then there's the families who come for the young childrens entertainment with all of the wailing and screaming little ones no one is there to see.

All in All this is an event meant for drinking, fishing, food, some music/entertainment, and well more drinking. All people do is drink massive amounts of beer, walk around aimlessly, and yell loud absenities.

'Hey! You going to Walleye Weekend?'
'Duh, there's nothing else to do'

Let's go to Walleye Weekend and get fuuuuckkkkked up!

Come on hunny, we're going to Walleye Weekend to get your face painted!

by Fond du Lacccian March 3, 2009

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weekend pimp

A weekend pimp is typically an adult between the ages of 25 and 40. A weekend pimp typically has a full time, well paying, meaningful career, limiting the time they can spend at the clubs or time searching for hos. During the weekend pimps days off work they go out and try to pick up members of the opposite sex.

"Do you think Paul is going out with us Thursday?"

"Nah, Paul's a weekend pimp. You know he's got to be at work Friday morning. Maybe Saturday night."

by topherb May 9, 2008

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Bong Weekend

The event of spending the entire holiday long weekend smoking marijuana, usually through a bong or similar smoking apparatus.

Greg just bought a 40 sack last night. Someone's ready for the Bong Weekend.

by weaksau5 May 23, 2011

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