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The most badass human to exist. He is the king of burpees. He does 1000 burpees “just cause”. He’s in the marine special forces and doesn’t give a fuck about you. he is made of 100% beast.
random guy “Damn i just saw the most badass dude in the world”
friend “dang i can’t believe you saw him the Iron Wolf
The official Cola of Boko Haram. A tasty, delicious, family-owned beverage.
You: hey, have any drinks?
Friend: only Wolf Cola.
Y: Shit, really? I heard their cola is so good that Boko Haram endorsed them!
To be the man at any party. Drink liquor and fuck everyone’s girl’s.
Yo Jeremy got wasted and became the party wolf last night.
An older gentleman at the bar with physical characteristics similar to Treat Williams who attempts to engage straight men in butt sex through buying them alcoholic beverages.
Chris: Why is that fake ass Treat Williams stand in buying you all these drinks?
Jackson: 'Cause he's a total Butt Wolf and he thinks if I get drunk he can sodomize me.
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The act of searching on WolframAlpha in hopes that a solution to a mind-boggling problem previously unknown to mankind will be spontaneously unveiled.
After several attempts of Wolf-ramming the phrase "(average velocity of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick)/(average force of Bruce Lee's kung fu chop)" John gave up and Googled it instead.
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the whistle you do when a hot dude/girl walks by. usually considered rude.
Joe wolf whistled when Carrie walked by
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She had such a wolf puss it took a weed eater to find the clam.
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