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a defenseless person; a naive, young person
He's just a babe in the woods. He needs someone to protect him.
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Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.
Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."
Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."
The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.
My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.
A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.
I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!
“Man your penis is stinky Logan!” “Yeah I know I got fungal wood
loosing your sexual arousal (totally independent of gender), because f.e. the object of desire talk to much or is doing something, that is killing your vibe.
Stella: *starts kissing Ted*
Ted: *not kissing her* "George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. He also owes a debt to Campbell's work with comparative mythology."
Stella: "Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?"
An untimely and spontaneous erection of the male penis that occurs in a church, usually while sitting in the pew listening to a boring Protestant Christian sermon.
"I popped church wood this morning and had to cover my dick with the Bible when we stood up for prayer."