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a peice of a garbage bag/grocery bag/plastic tied in a knot wit crack inside
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A chub wrap is a condom, chub wraps take away all the feeling.
"Yo Pauly you better strap up that hookey has been around."
"Man forget that chub wraps are for sucka's!"
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When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back
Man I just gift wrapped my girl, we gone be fucking till Christmas!
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When you hot carl someone but instead of putting the plastic wrap on first you put it on after and then blow dry their face. this is called a giftwrap.
I am going to gift wrap that nigga.
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A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.
“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”
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Time of the year when ponies, unicorn, and pegasus who live in Ponyville work together and literally get rid of Winter and get ready for Spring. Magic is not allowed during this event since Ponyville was founded by Earth ponies who lack magical powers that unicorns possess. Jobs include: Retrieving the animals who went south for the Winter, waking up the animals who went into hibernation for the Winter, clearing the sky of clouds for the sun to warm the lands of Equestria, and plowing the lands for the crops and making sure they have a fair amount of food for the rest of the year.
Applejack: Nuts Twilight, you used magic in Winter Wrap Up! That's not how we do it around here, Twilight, and especially not on my farm!
Also Ghost Radio's favorite brony song of all time!
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When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.
Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"
Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."
Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."
Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"
Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"
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