Gears Of War 2

The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.

Epic Games Intercom: Alright guys, so now that we've all joined the Nazi Alliance lets create a game that will rip America apart from the inside.... GEARS OF WAR 2

"After Game Release"

Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"

9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!

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2 cent ho

1) A girl that you would rate a 2 out of a 10.
2) A girl that instead of being a dime is worth 2 cents.

Joey don't be bringin no drunk ass 2 cents hos up here with you.
Man, I wouldn't touch that 2 cent ho if you payed my ass.

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half-life 2

a game that people whine about, for some totally unknown reason. the game has been delayed yet only once. like all other game in the world. (and if the game will never be released, how can you buy it after 30 years?) the game will rock. simply. just get the whiner off (who will play the game anyways)

shut up, jerks

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big 2-O

the precise moment when an individual turns 20 years old. Also, the instant when he/she is so drunk at their 20th birthday that the whole world could blow up and the party would just miraculously go on!

wooooh! it's the big 2-O baby! i'm so drunk wooooo! come herr girl...

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family friendly [2]

when one of your friends in a server of discord says "HEY THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY SERVER SO DONT FUCKING CUSS" but they werent sopposed to cuss

hey
what
this is a fucking family friendly 2 server why are you cussing

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season 2 angle

A phrase that refers to an old joke. The "Season" depends on the year of high school or college. For example, "Season 1" refers to one's Freshmen year while "Season 2" represents the Sophomore year. The term "angle," mostly used in a media-based context, refers to the direction a particular joke utilizes.

Davo: Hey, I'm out of ideas; can't we just make fun of Dan the Man's buggil dash?
Pumster: Nah, that's more of a Season 2 angle.

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Sunday, 2 May

Harry Potter day known as the day Tom riddle died and every one was free

Sunday, 2 May is the date today

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