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age-o-meter:
the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it
formula:
let x = ur age
x/2+7=.....
"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."
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- Commonly used at social events to take action in escaping the aoe of a certain individual (more than often a snoody, stuck up cunt).
Explained: To subtract the "o" from snood would make the word snod (an adjective for smooth, sleek). So by leaving the "O", one's current position is relieved of the snood, and life goes on.
Guy 1: "I can't stand this, my bitchometer just went off.. I'm gonna have to subtract the "O"
Guy 2: "Feelings mutual brother, it's a shame she's practically shielding the jungle juice from the whole damn party..."
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B Man(snoods boyfriend) - "Whats up fellas, this is my girlfriend --"
Friend 1 - "Time to subtract" (leaves)
Friend 2 - "Minusing..." (leaves)
Friend 3 - "Don't like the looks of this equation, later bro!"
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Chris O. is some Greek Emo feg who thinks he invented the word feg.
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while having sexual intercourse thru the anus right before ejaculation the man punches his partner in the neck. her body freezes up clenching the butt hole on the males shaft. as he forces his dick out the o ring comes out of the anus. he then cuts it off very precisely and either wears it as a bracelet or necklace for a souvenir.
while fucking this girl i O Ring Dominated her and i still wear her on my wrist daily.
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Fear of moles, as in the type of mole one may have on their skin.
'Dude, look at the size of that M-M-MOLE! MOLEH MOLEH MOLEH! I must have mole-o-phobia!'
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A fictional event or place, described to a person who no one wants to see, at the event or place where people will actually be.
Hey you didn't invite Jeff did you?
What are you stupid? I told him bowl-o-rama.
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She damn near passed out when I whipped out my rod o thunder!
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