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you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry
girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha
In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
is more than enough and has a great personality
Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch
Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING
Mark: I know right
Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro
Mark: I don’t even know
1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party
A nasty ass school, with bathrooms that look like meth labs. Ugly as bitches tryna start shit all the time. People selling fucking vapes. A bunch of god damn snakes. Ugly people acting cool. Teachers that make you write 5 mother fucking paragraphs for saying "bad words" such as DAMN. Yes im looking at you Mr #salad. My name is Kevin Delgado and you are watching Disney Chanel.
Dr.E.L.Whigham 1
1.tzy is a kpop stan who uses their platform on TikTok mainly. They have the biggest crush on ._ssoupbin._, their bff is pussinboots_yoongi. They are also a sushi addict, mark that.
Hey! Did you see 1.tzy’s new post?
Yeah! Their post was FAB😍
you found this on reddit, and searched it out of curiosity about the "child abuse" text that pops up.
John: "Hey Bob, search this up, it's funny! *°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1"
Bob: "wow so funny"
*Goes into facility*
*Kills someone with an orbital cannon.*
"1-0 lzzzzz I'm up"