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Alex

A person who epitomizes ‘young and dumb’ in nearly every way. They will start a conflict and try to frame you for being a douche, expecting their two faced and highly judgmental demeanor to help them coast through life on the backs of those they deems unworthy.
Unworthy of what? Unworthy of being better than an Alex, in any way, even if it is because she wishes she was a guy and you are one. But don’t let this insecurity make you think Alex’s aren’t entitled, but more so, don’t tell an Alex that they seem entitled in anyway. They tend to be very proud of their humility, because they ever have to be near someone they perceive as lesser, and to them, this is a feat of willpower, perseverance and modesty.

Dude, that Alex chick gave me a bj in the bathroom
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on me for trying to take her on a date first.
Shoulda just let Alex do what Alex wants, don’t you know they all think they cut the Gregorian knot?

by January 11, 2025


Alex

the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while

person 1: yo who's that

person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up

by TOmyDOOZER November 24, 2021


alex

loves her man more than they love her

“alex loves mario more”

by akïlla June 17, 2022


Alex

A drink made of Passion Fruit yuzu and a slice of Pickel

Let me drink this Alex

by falc36 December 31, 2021


Alex

Four seasons. Skate 3. Kids club.

Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.

by panko1 April 24, 2023


Alex

Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite squinting at everything from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his eyeballs out, but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.

He is being an Alex again

by dex112233 March 22, 2024


ALEX

Typical dude, talks to much, think he is funny but it is not the case all the time!
Kind and smart, a bit dump sometimes.

He think he can get al the ladies, but he is way out of their league.
People think he has a big dick, but believe me he doesn't, I have seen it 😉

Alex: Hey girl, you look cute 😎
Hot-Girl: EWWWW, Who are you!

by Mr.Weng June 22, 2022