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someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.
Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!
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A short Mexican boy or man. Often unsightly and full of acne.
Me: Hey Auggie have you seen the dirty little bean boy?
Auggie: No, I think Harley’s at home faking a flu.
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when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean
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When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.
Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"
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Blue xanax pills that are shaped like beans.
Kevin: Hey, you got any of those little blue magic beans you could part with?
Blake: Not on me, but my aunt could hook you up.
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To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.
Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.
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It's been 47 days yet I can't get you off my mind even though you have a girlfriend because I love you to the moon and back. No seriously I even love you to Pluto and back but you don't love me too, I would give up everything for you but you won't do that too, I just wanna kiss and hug you, I wanna reassure you, tell you that you'll be alright and that I love you, well anyway this is the message I was going to send you, I guess it's pointless now tho as if you saw it you would probably show her, your girlfriend I mean, oh god I'm jealous of her, she's so beautiful and kind and most of all she has you and your precious addictive heart.
I'm guessing you found this from searching Leon my bean but instead you've got Leon my bean jealous sorry x.