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Evansville authority dance

When you shoot a gun anywhere in Evansville, Indiana and ems , police and/or fire department show up in crowds

Bob ran into Walmart and did the evansville Authority dance and then ran back out

by Honkey terms January 22, 2023


Dance Brain

When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.

Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.

by EyeWeightifting May 16, 2018


Minimalist Dances

A piece of music beloved by Dennis Watters Hosken the First. Overall garbage and not worth paying any attention to.

Dennis: Mr Luley, can we please play Minimalist Dances at the concert?

Mr Luley: Fine we can play it but only because I feel bad that you wasted $125 buying this piece.

by Rhombus and Co. August 20, 2019


Dancing Queened

When someone is caught out by the build of a song that leads to a totally unexpected, less exciting drop; a musical switch out prank.

That guy got dancing queened when he was waiting for the DJ to drop the chorus of Turn Down for What and got hit with ABBA instead.

by MRRSN December 12, 2021


dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.

“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”

by imakeinsidejokesonhere February 25, 2024


Dance

The laziest excuse for doing a sport. Jumping in the air and twirling around like a 3 year old. No skill. Not a real sport. Weird girls do it who who think their athletic and they think their the shit

“Omg you do dance can u do a split”
“NO! I’m a dancer u idiot not a gymnast

“What sports do u play”
“Well I do dance-“
“Wait you think dance is a sport. Dance isn’t. A sport at all under any surcumstances. It’s is an activity losers do when they don’t have. A life”
“Dance is a art as well as a sport”

“ keep telling ur self that”

“Have u even competed against dance moms
“No u idiot that’s fake dance”

Well dance is fake

by Garry the snail October 13, 2019


Dance

Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.

I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020