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question—who is the most perfect girl in the world?
answer—Bethany Williams<3
A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"
"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
The one that you love and care about, the one that you will never ever betray. The one girl in your kife that you know will always be with you and will never hurt you in any way. She will be the one that you think about every moment of every day, and you will always look forward to being with her. You will never lie to her and will give your very heart and soul to her. If she is the one most beautiful girl in the world, she will take your secrets, your sorrows, your joys, your very heart and soul, and she will keep it safe and cherish it forever. She will always love you and you should always love her back. She should be the one that you will always be there for. Treat her like she is a goddess and never turn away, because if you do, she might vanish forever. Do all of this, because beauty is not just skin deep, it is what you do with her that makes her beautiful. Make this choice wisely, because iif you don't, you might ruin your whole life. Make a good decision like i have. I am inspired to say this because of the most beautiful girl ever is Skye I love you
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Vaden
Skye's the most perfect/"person that has ever stood on this earth
When all your NFL fantasy teams lose and the NFL team(s) you root for in real life lose all in the same week.
Yo Cousin Geno, your fantasy team just got destroyed and so so did your Jaguars, Jets, Dolphins and Cowboys. YOU JUST ACHIEVED THE PERFECT L, HAHAHAHA.
Manuel Alejandro Arreaga Caceres
Manuel is the most perfect man to exist in eternity