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1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
When toxic friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling you
You sister is so controlling, she making her own perfect puppet out of you
When friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling what you do
Your sister is so controlling, she turning you into her own perfect puppet
"You're a perfect yogurt"
"Thank you!"
"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"
"What does it mean?"
"It means you're gay"
"Fuck you"
A moto everybody should go after in life.
-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".
October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!
An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes