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Nobody’s perfect

An excuse to continue on your bullshit.

Yes, I steal, I’m mean, and I treat people like shit, but nobody’s perfect.

by Excuses people give February 12, 2025


Perfection In Human Form

Emma Watson

The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 22, 2024


perfect genitalman

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.

Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.

by QuacksO April 30, 2023


Perfect community

There's no such thing as a perfect community, so nobody is trying to build a utopia anywhere. There's already a community there, it doesn't need to be more, it doesn't need to be better.

There is no perfect community to build.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021


The perfect guy

the perfect guy is someone who treats the friends/ girlfriend or boyfriend to the best they can. They are always there for you, they may mess around with you and be “mean” but they deeply care about you inside, and you know that because it’s shows when they don’t notice it. But they are the best type of people so don’t lose them.

“omg! look it’s him he’s the perfect guy!”

by Zebra doughnuts March 29, 2022


whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 06, 2023


perfection/beautiful

Stephanie Bernal

Stephanie Bernal is perfection/beautiful

by Stephanie Bernal January 28, 2023