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A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.
Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.
A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.
You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).
"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes
A loving name for a best friends to take place of the homo-sounding "baby cakes" mostly meant for teenage girls. Referring to them as your sweet angelic bestie (best-friend).
I'll miss you bestie angel cakes...
noun. 1. Someone who is easily amused and/or entertained. 2. A gullible individual. 3. To pull the wool over someone's head.
What a Cake Eater! He actually believes Iraq had weapons of Mass destruction.
When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it
Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake
Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake
I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!
What happens to cake in the field when you forget to cover it up with cellophane.
Guy #1: "Hey Benji, what's in this one?!"
Guy #2: "Cake."
Guy #1: "No, no cake, it RAIN CAKE, you make RAIN CAKE!"