sad piece of a cake

Postscriptum:

crazily but not happily. sometimes elevates me and i get a deepest happiness and everything seems to flow. but i can read Jesus or Nina Simone for that, don't need to follow no blog or podcast.
sad thing: only ever just the "potential" of love, never direct, not to mention welcome, seen, asked, called, heard, hugged. just a chocolate box saved for later.

today's sad piece of a cake, theres many other pieces that make it whole, each carrying a different emotion.

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Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

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Slippery hot cakes

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).

"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes

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bestie angel cakes

A loving name for a best friends to take place of the homo-sounding "baby cakes" mostly meant for teenage girls. Referring to them as your sweet angelic bestie (best-friend).

I'll miss you bestie angel cakes...

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Cake Eater

noun. 1. Someone who is easily amused and/or entertained. 2. A gullible individual. 3. To pull the wool over someone's head.

What a Cake Eater! He actually believes Iraq had weapons of Mass destruction.

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Rain Cake

What happens to cake in the field when you forget to cover it up with cellophane.

Guy #1: "Hey Benji, what's in this one?!"
Guy #2: "Cake."
Guy #1: "No, no cake, it RAIN CAKE, you make RAIN CAKE!"

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German Cake

A term for races/groups Nazis tried to eliminate (Jews, Poles, Gypsies, etc.). Called such because they were put in ovens, like cakes.

"Is Ted a German Cake?"

"No, he's french."

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