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When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.
Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!
When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)
Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!
Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.
The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.
Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now
Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.
I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!
When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused
Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period
-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?
-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.