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Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.
Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.
A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.
Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss
What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!
You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!
When someone is sentient, but their actions and behaviour signal to the opposite, as if they're just a body obeying chemistry. Like doing things only out of instinct, or only doing or focusing on what feels good, often disregarding anything else.
This guy has talked about and done nothing but eating fast-food . He's 25, lives with his parents, and still only does that.
He's a morally dead fatass.
When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead
Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead
When a person is too high to communicate.
"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat
Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!