If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.
John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.
Similar to prescription pants . Worn by people that go to clubs because they suck.
If you wear v pants you are most likely a douche.
When someone looks gorgeous all the time, but becomes sexy in the pants they are currently wearing.
Dang babe, you’re gorgeous mcsexy pants in those jeans
When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.
Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...
referring to marijuana
Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today
When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.
Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.
A woman who is suspected of or has cheated on her partner.
"I don't trust Scott's girlfriend Sarah, she has tricky pants"