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David Ruiz

A guy with a plump ass and gives amazing head

"I heard Oliver got a blow job from David Ruiz"
"OH my is he lucky"

by MeekPill2207 December 1, 2021


David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Used to describe a scenario, place , or person in strong affection. Nowadays internet slang has taken ahold of the meaning and has interpreted it as a word to use for someone you feel attracted to or have strong feelings for.

Original meaning :

"The presentation of the food was amazing, it was David ( ꈍᴗꈍ)".

Slang term:

" I have to tell u something I have feelings for u I think you're David."

by Kaiiver August 2, 2021


To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.

What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.

by Lionking69 June 1, 2017


David Delancy IV

The most loyalist Lightskin in Broward and He’s tough asf at hooping.

Girl is that David Delancy IV!?
That boy David Delancy IV is tough on the court.

by DavidsMindset March 20, 2021


David Cameron

The most chad British PM ever.

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay

by Kralja June 4, 2024


smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019


Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024