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Jesus

Jesus is

Emmanuel
Christ
Lord
Master
Son of God
Son of man

Jesus, lord please help me.

by Penguina82938928 April 9, 2021


Jesus

Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.

Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

by Please Just Go To Church February 2, 2023


Jesus

biggest liar ever, will break your heart, bad-looking, acts sweet, is actually a bitch.

Jesus is a big lying bitch.

by culurful October 17, 2021


Jesus

A guy from the bible who people believe died for our sins. Mainly worshipped in Christianity.

Although there are some Christians who are cool with people of color and homosexuals, Homophobic and Racist people commit hate crimes in his name. Namely *cough*republicans*cough*

Republican using Jesus to his benifit:
In the mighty name of Jesus I ban you from this store, and any other f** here!
Jesus says that the covid vaccine is a lie!
Homosexuality is a SIN! THE LORD JESUS SAID SO!

Normal Christian Respecting People:
Remember Jesus loves you honey.
Jesus is with you my dear.
Jesus take the wheel!

by MichaTheDirtyDefinitionCreator April 29, 2021


Jesus

can this guy be just a very nice person that meditated a lot?

Doug: hey, J!
Jesus: hey, Forcett.

by wokeup2this July 8, 2022


Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water

Jesus

by hellsoup November 25, 2021


Jesus

Jesus is a god name. Although a lot of people have this name it is very unique. Jesus is a very trustworthy person you can trust him on anything and he knows he can trust you. Jesus well treat you right if you treat him right. He is powerful in many certain ways. Jesus can be there whenever you want he is a nice person,and he can protect you.he is a special person. He can be a little bit dorky but just to make you Lough.

Jesus helped me last night

Me and jesus had fun

by Jiisuspo July 17, 2018