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Give me back my curly wurly before I drop the nut on you... my good man.
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when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos
Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night
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Butt-Nut is when a male wipes his balls and then his anus.. He then smells it, making two steps one. (Yes ladies guys actually sniff their balls. That tells us wether or not we need to shower.)
Jarred felt lilke he needed to shower so he smelt his Butt-Nut, and decided he could wait another week or two.
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when a large black man throws down a vicious dunk over a small white man standing helplessly in front of the basket.
After Josh Smith served Steve Nash yet another nut sandwich, Nash was forced to have a pair of balls surgically grafted to his face.
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Verb: the act of being the biggest piece of shit on the planet.
Actually is the only comeback to your face
Dude 1: ur a dip nut!
Dude 2: ur face!
Dude 1: Dip nut!
Dude 2: Fuck leaves in tears.
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A neighbor who constantly screws with your life
I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.
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