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Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.
to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.
Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"
To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
A phrase first heard in the BB gun/coming of age movie The Christmas Story. This can be applied whenever a child wishes to butter up his father in order to gain a favor. Over reaching laughter and enthusiasm follows when a marginally funny line is uttered by the dad. It's usually a blatantly transparent attempt as the favor is requested only a short time after the "good one, dad."
Dad: "Look at that! I guess people in fancy cars don't have to obey stop signs!"
Son: (Fake laughter...) "Good one, dad! .......can I have twenty bucks"?
When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.
Similar to Netflix and chill.
Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.