Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

Wet Specimen

Another term for Bukkake

Bro, that chick at the party last night got turned into a wet Specimen.

wet a rock

to pee outside

excuse me while i go wet a rock

wet enchilada

when your dick is small and looks flacid

*send unsolicited dick pic*
your dick looks like a wet enchilada.

Wet Rutter

The sound when a deep ribbed vibrator is used on a very wet💦 vagina.

I was sent a video and it was a female showing me her wet rutter

Wet chicken

The look of shock and confusion that someone when they a ridiculous statement.

When she heard the question she was very surprised. Looked like someone slapped her with a wet chicken.

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…