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Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).
"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."
"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"
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A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.
LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
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when one uses phrases originally found in James Bond movies... most commonly "shaken, not stirred", can also apply to the use of the "bond, james bond" style of stating ones name.
-What's your name?
-Smith, Joe Smith
-Dude, quit it with the James Bond-age
-How do u take ur martinis?
-Shaken, not stirred. ::following a dramatic head roll::
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It's another word for silent but deadly farts. These are just done with such discression, that nobody takes credit, and/or even goes as far as to recognizes the fart. Very smooth.
Dude, I farted last night at the game. James Bonding that shit! Nobody moved, but eveybody smelled it!
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a)The faggot above all faggots: one who is born with a mental disablilty (but not really just complete and utter lazyness) and is destined to be entirely stupid throughout their lifetime regardless at attempts to education.
b)Also known as "Queefer," see queef
or Trash, but only when complaining about how much football is terrible.
c)One who wears "upstate swag" i.e. pockets hanging out of pajama pants and large dixie/diner t-shirts.
d) a disability describing one who is stubborn beyond all belief, cannot do anything for themselves (i.e. laundry or grilled cheese sammiches), and is picked upon by all friends for such retardation
He's definitely a James Drafts, he has his like, own dimension of faggotry.
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A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!
James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.
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A poor excuse for a grown man. Well known for claiming to be the savior of “damsels in distress”, yet is an emotionally and psychologically abusive narcissist with a God complex and overly inflated ego. Often has children yet refuses to pay child support, or care for said child/children in ANY way. Pretends to be “daddy of the year”, yet seems to forget he is actually a deadbeat dad. Smokes massive amounts of cigarettes and secretly cross dresses in his free time. He also believes he is invincible and will win any fight he is challenged with.
James is a complete douchebag, I can’t believe he doesn’t take care of his child!
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