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the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023


david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021


A David Spor

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in

Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great

by Alex doeder April 10, 2022


Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 21, 2020


David boi

Rice man

David Boi likes rice

by A man man man man May 17, 2019


John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022


david and heidi

it’s complicated

“wanna add me back on snap now maybe”.“yeah whats ur snap again” david and heidi are idiots.

by justletmemakemyaccount March 22, 2021