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When a ginger(redhead) male smears their penis in hot sauce and expects a blowjob.
"did you hear Billy asked for a fire breathing dragon last night?"
The third and final enemy of Beowulf, one of the earliest known works of fiction.A fire drake measuring 50 ft (15 m) long. The dragon guards a lair filled with piles of priceless treasure. Its heavy body blocks daylight from reaching the armor, goblets, jewels, coins, and golden swords it hoards deep in the cave. Whenever someone steals a golden cup from its lair, the dragon rampages through the countryside, burning every home in Geatland and terrifying villagers. Only Beowulf, King of the Geats, can stop the dragon.
Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
Beowulf's Dragon is the first example of a fire-breathing dragon in literature.
When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.
There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.
I wasted 6/15s of my life farming on dragon adventures
I... I just can't do it anymore. Goodbye, Volterra.
(walks into mob spawn zone)
A really cool dude that plays a lot of Pokémon
“Oh look there’s dragonate, what a cool dude!”
When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"