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Housed, Housing = the act of hyping a situation thru text as if the recipients are in the room with Houser absent of a follow up for a significant amount of time . Thus alienating and frustrating its intended audience .
Ex. of being Housed or Housing: “ Aye man “. …………” Bruh” ………………”Yall not gonna believe this”……………….”Wait til y’all see what I’m about to tell y’all ………………..
House music + dancing = Housing.
I'm going Housing tonight at the club.
Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.
Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!
Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face
Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant
That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house
A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.
Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..
Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!
Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.