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To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?
Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.
One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.
Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.
When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.
Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.
I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.
When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.
I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.
When you stay up 48 hours or more on a bender.
Man, I was still up when the birds came out again this morning, I've been on a bird bender.
When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.
Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""
Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.