Rural Dictionary

Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....

I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag

by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010

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When someone is commiting an act of douchebaggery and the people around him/her make a "d" shape with their hands and say "D um' up!... DOUCHE!"

Often followed by the douchebag's own form of retaliation (example: "That's what she said", "Screw you", ect.)

Sometimes the "...DOUCHE" ending can be subtracted, leaving the douchebag confused and angry.

Douche um' up.

Douchebag- Jeez. You guys are so boring. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- D um' up! DOUCHE!
Douchebag- Wow, you guys are faggots. blah blah blah.
Anti-douchebags- *walk away in a pack*
Douchebad- You guys are such nerds! blah blah blah.

by Mitchel L October 25, 2007

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Douche Bag Central

When you see a guy who looks like a major douche out in public. The "head" of all douches.

*Major douche walks by*

Guy1: Hey, check out douche bag central over there
Guy2: LOL@ dbag

by Originalshizzz April 8, 2011

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Douche Bag Syndrome

Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...

Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?

Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?

Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.

by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010

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