Regra 999 - Rule 999

Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.

If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.

"Apaga que ainda dá tempo", Regra 999 - Rule 999

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Allen's Rule of Light and Dark

when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.

-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside

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Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.

Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...

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The 3-1-1 rule

The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.

(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).

"I've gotta go piss dude, the 3-1-1 rule's just kicked in".

My House, My Rules!

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"

rule 2:31

at the time 2:31:00 (A.M. or P.M. i don't believe it has been decided) all are located in Robin C.'s bed doing things of a sexual nature.

theater geek one: hey! do you know where we are at 2:31?

theater geek two: ROBIN'S BED!!! RULE 2:31!!!

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five second rule of texting

The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.

I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.

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