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This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.
"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.
In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.
Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."
Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
(Weeks later)
Joe: "So how was the interview?"
Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."
Joe: "You're an idiot.."
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A podcast skit from the show Cort and Fatboy, found on www.cortandfatboy.com . It documents the antics of George W. Bush as if he were a child running the white house, which is pretty much how it is in real life.
"Dude, did you hear that latest episode of George W. Bush Boy President?"
"Yeah it was great. Fatboy is the greatest."
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a dick face who often has patrick for a name nd hangs out with fat people coomonly known as gordos nd wishes he was like jesus who has a name of mike nd he wishes he was cool like his brother oprahs asshole.....
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Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple
“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
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one of the most fucked over presidents of our time. other than Franklin D. Roosevelt, who had more shit pop up on their watch then him?
THE PILOTS THAT CRASHED AND WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY CHINA: not many people remember this, but like 5 months after he took office, asshole china ahd to go and try the man and it took a military threat from bush to get them to let the pilots go
9/11 : first off, to all the people that were talkin shit about him not leaving the school after the 1st plane hit, WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE SUPPOSE TO DO ABOUT IT?! HE ISNT SUPERMAN OR BATMAN OR GREEN LANTERN OR ANY OF THAT DUMB SHIT!!!!
WMD's: for all u mental giants out there saying how they didnt find nukes in iraq so bush was wrong, let me enlighten ur dumbass or at least try: 1) they DID find the bombs there, all they needed was uranium, so please STFU about there not being nukes. second, if nukes were the only WMD, they wouldnt give it a second name, they would just call it nukes. ever heard of nerve gas and mustard gas? of course u havent, cuz ur incredibly stupid and/or just dont want to know so that in ur head u r justified in whining about bush.
economy: yes the wars started costing too much, but how do u really take a economy and fuck it inside out, let democrats try and fix it. once u guys took congress and the house, everything went to shit, thanks alot, u guys hella suck ass.
George W. Bush doesnt hate black people, he just doesnt have time to wipe their asses like dems do.
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To have two woman position themselves opposite of each other with their legs open while sitting on top of a man and then they squeeze his cock between their cunts and move themselves up and down.
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