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When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.
Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.
Usually comes from Hero Fiennes Tiffin's mouth but, don't worry about it sweetheart :)
You can only say it if you use a british accent
Me:
Hero Fiennes Tiffin: U SEE IT DER?
An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.
Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”
GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,
This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!
Xoxo - revenge
Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT
why did you do this i know what you did ok i will tell it to the cops ok
this food has a lot of pikman U in it
complaining about being stuck in a relationship where they are not mutually interested in each other for whatever reason, mostly over gossip
my stuck-u-bus wouldnt let me touch them again! i feel so put off!