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It doesn't last long if you're fat
Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.
When that bitch scrape her teeth like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 12a.
Bro 1: “bro she gave me that spongebob chocolate bar special”
Bro 2: “broooooooo”
The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.
person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats
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The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
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Where poop comes from.
"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"
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September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.
"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"
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Aka B.B.C. all the ladies love black monsters expecially when they are like 18 inches long, resembles a chocolate popsicle cuz bitches love to gag on em. and the rest is self expanatory.
Elaine: Ewwww I don't wanna suck a chocolate piss pop.
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