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Bro is something you call a "mongrel" or a brother aka your friend... or your greatest enemy if you feel me. But a whatsup means WHAT IS NEW asking your friend/enemy what is new. If a friend, then you are actually asking "whats new" but if its an enemy this jargon is more or less used as a threat as in "whatsup bro, i will tear your spine out you disgusting maniac". People who DO use the term whatsup bro to their friends are deemed mentally and physically insane, and are fit for only one place in this godless world... the highest security mental intitution.
Alex: Whats up bro (to friend)
Carl: Um... not much.... yeah hello police? take this maniac away from me... STAT....
Alex: Whats up bro (to enemy)
Mark: Ahh a challenge.... finally an opponent worthy of my skills.....
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When your talking to a THOT and she ask you to go out but your friends want to hangout
You: Sup THOT
Her: hey you want to go to the movies
You: Sorry bros before hoes
Her mom: YOU WILL NOT TALK TO MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT
Call ends
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March 10th is National Bro Day because it's the 69th day of the year and is when you celebrate your bro's!
"Happy National Bro Day!"
"Love you bro! No homo tho"
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A Bro Code meaning that you can not tell a bro about any sexual interaction until 30 minutes or later after it has occurred
Chad: I'm bout to smash Lisa bro it's gonna hella hot!!!
Jason: That's lit bro tell how it goes after!
Chad:Ewww bro that's weird
Jason:But Bro Code 30??
Chad: ohhh then ight 30 minutes after then?
Jason: Big Bettttt
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Gay Brothers that spend a lot of time together behind closed doors. Quite often noises are heard from within that can be associated with gurgling, dry reaching & only what could only be described as 2 fish being slapped together in a fast rhythmic motion.
Father: “damn those boys enjoy each other’s company”
Mother: “It’s beautiful the bond they share together”
Father: “Sometimes when they are playing GTA5 together in their bedroom it sounds like they are sharing more than a bond”
Mother: “What are you saying?”
Father: “I’d swear those gay CUNT’s are fucking each other”
Mother: “Don’t be stupid, they’re brothers”
Father: Yeah, ‘Bro’s-w-Benefits’
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Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.
Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...
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The 178th Ferengi Rule of Acquisition. When eating box, after separating the meat curtains, chow down bro. Can also be used as a suffix to other rules of acquisition. The sound made after chowing down on box is "nog nog nog nog..."
Source "The Dork Trek Podcast" Episode 257 DS9 Life Support
Jake to Nog, "Did you see the 36DDs on that Dabo Girl?"
Nog to Jake, "I want to eat her meat curtains!"
Jake to Nog, "Chow Down Bro"
Nog to Jake, "Nog nog nog nog"
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